{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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\"A Lover's Concerto\" is a pop song written by American songwriters Sandy Linzer and Denny Randell, based on the 18th century composition by Christian Petzold, \"Minuet in G major\", and recorded in 1965 by the Toys. \"A Lover's Concerto\" sold more than two million copies and was awarded gold record certification by the RIAA.
"}{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}