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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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