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The Seti Gandaki River, also known as the Seti River or the Milk River, is a river of western Nepal, a left tributary of the Trishuli River. It gorges around Pokhara and is a major attraction for tourists worldwide.
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Francis Joseph \"Boley\" Dancewicz was an American football quarterback and coach. He played college football for Notre Dame, was the first overall pick in the 1946 NFL draft, and played professional football in the National Football League (NFL) for the Boston Yanks from 1946 to 1948. After his playing career, he worked as a physical education teacher and football coach.
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