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{"type":"standard","title":"Being Different","displaytitle":"Being Different","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15915028","titles":{"canonical":"Being_Different","normalized":"Being Different","display":"Being Different"},"pageid":39054226,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Malhotra-Being-Different-2011-FRONT-COVER.jpg","width":263,"height":384},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Malhotra-Being-Different-2011-FRONT-COVER.jpg","width":263,"height":384},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254805833","tid":"dc8de881-9889-11ef-ac19-0c223d508222","timestamp":"2024-11-01T19:45:35Z","description":"Book by Rajiv Malhotra","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Different","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Different?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Different?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Being_Different"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Different","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Being_Different","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Different?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Being_Different"}},"extract":"Being Different: An Indian Challenge to Western Universalism is a 2011 book by Rajiv Malhotra, an Indian-American author, philanthropist and public speaker, published by HarperCollins. The book reverts the gaze of the western cultures on India, repositioning India from being the observed to the observer, by looking at the West from a Dharmic point of view.","extract_html":"
Being Different: An Indian Challenge to Western Universalism is a 2011 book by Rajiv Malhotra, an Indian-American author, philanthropist and public speaker, published by HarperCollins. The book reverts the gaze of the western cultures on India, repositioning India from being the observed to the observer, by looking at the West from a Dharmic point of view.
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"type":"general","setup":"While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me.","punchline":"You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.","id":402}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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